idrk what im going to do w posting anywhere ATM. i walked into a spiderweb. im quitting my job and not going back next summer so its not like i can post any more kid art that made me stop n shut up
whatever little i got out of doing this for 6 months online is going to b put to better use by breathing in both dust and air all the same, walking down a new street, tapping shoulders to say hello. making Works separated from living was always a pit of diminishing returns for me
i play guitar all day n never write a song. i make a shell sculpture n the ocean takes it back. i doodle furiously for hours n have a blast n it all gets thrown out when im done bc theyr not drawings, i dont draw. i like it very much all those ways n thats how i think i should be
i madea sculpture to-day :^)
birds r too delicate not to say hello to. they will shatter if you do not greet them
first guy to say i love you probably spent years writing it
all of a sudden everyone is trying to get to a party in the sky
not even i could tame a ravenous wolf eating all the villagers. but i know someone who can
should learn all the stars names so i can say good evening to themn
im going to smell a thousand flowers and hear ten thousand birds and grow a hundred thousand feet
electricity is like a lot of little fish
the little fish hypothesis. the a lot of little fish theory of electricity
kids say "eww!" when someones in love because its a huge secret
i remember a yearago today it was raining like shooting down and it was a very important rain to me
my lady bug friend's wings r broken so im keeping her warm and giving her mealworms (were for teh frog someone dumped out) and raisins. she spreads her elytra when i hold her up high to play airplane and thanks me when i put her back down. she imagines but does not calculate
im hiding under my blanket like a frog in the mud that is very warm and tired and about to go to sleep on his bed
i drew a trillion crayon pictures of u and me so my fridgedoor is so heavy
praying for comets so fragile i could cry where do they go
its important to greet crows with a kind look and peanuts in your palm because they know friendship but cant shake hands
for new years at midnight we should eat grapes and breathe the new air and dance to highlife music and sit by a creek and tell jokes with our eyes
its good to love one person but its better to love two and the best is with everyone
im going to lie warm on my face in bed forever for my health
if i was a mouse and you came for a visit id ask you "would you care for a snack ?" and gesture gleefully towards my cabinet filled with my big collection of big cheese blocks
@Rivvy_Trick: as i grow older, im appreciating being a little boring. water being my favorite drink, liking a good sunset, when someone comes up to me about steven universe or some shit, the best i feel about it is "probably wasnt the worst, dont need to feel too strongly about it"
@freshhel: He is so true to himself..
sometimes u sit with someone on a couch and you two have the same body. it happened today. look out World. here we are
during end-of-the-day carline im away from my group bc i walk kids-getting-picked-up to their cars. today one of my kids, from where she sat w everyone, waddled over n wordlessly wrapped her arms around my waist, pressed her head to my belly. mostly she is kind of a scalawag so this made me stop and smile. i need to be less suspicious. she wrote this instead of swimming a few days back:
Please stop@helicopterevil: "he also reminded me of the word tombstone
cuting down tree's.
Beacuse tree's
give us oxagegn
and if tree's are
gone then we are
to and it's really
bad for us
and the
tree's
he was talking about a stick he put on a bug grave
and i was like oh that's a nice um that's. a nice .. and he was like it's called a tombstone"
@anymnesis: i am identifying sharks at the aquarium and holding a little girls hand while she reaches out to touch the stingrays she is scared but i am not i am tapping on the glass of poisonous jellyfish and feeling like an Observer, like an adult whose job is to help create magic for her
@goodyhilton: my autistic interests are truth and beauty
good day to eat pizza skip work read zhuangzi look at the sky
a girl named jade asked me my favorite animal and then taught me how to turn myself into a buffalo (my answer to question 1). she was sweet lol i was sitting on grass to mark a jail in capture the flag and we hung out for a bit n someone came to free her n she said she would rather stay and talk. she had a lump of pink model magic n today was her first time making things with clay
happy rain everyone. it is raining to-day (video later)
discovered a new method for solving many problems such as astronomy, weather forecast, irrigation, musical system, military equipment, accounting, building, machine, topography, medical practice, timepieces
found and held by my cousin
favors i cant return: floppy banana bread napkins, sideways glances, letting me help move thr outdoor drawerpile (no frame), a firefly wag-puttered over the whole porch, my big dumb chords on your upright piano, th neighborhood geometry's perfect moon frame out back, ur plants. ive been out making friends on big porches. im still so twee
today at work all the kids told me they were 80+ years old and i told them u must be so wise and they said yeah
perched atop his spire..
if the moon drifted towards town like a big iceberg to a ship i would sit n watch w u
the sun !!!!!!! :)
good way to spend an afternoon is closing your eyes really tight praying and never ever opening them
@julifiable: we went out to the frog pond and they sang for us and we saw a fox and a cat and some bugs on the way back so i dont feel so bad anymore 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
@jajknw: At the moment I have a single follower, but soon I will have 10 times that amount, then we can all go outside and pick berries
hee hee hee im like a witch but for fruit juice. witch voice im brewing you some tasty fruit juice (thinks first sentence means "i like fruit juice")
excellent news everyone
a third of all youtube users r personalities like this
i believe johny baltimore is being his true self
in this world theres only jocks and nerds
im a flower and ur rain but ur also a flower b/c your pretty
@hastifliche: when I was eight, I was in love with the elf in Eragon. because she was described as 'beautiful'
@selontheweb: guys. great idea. let's be in love with each other
i saw someone on rym called lovefan123456789 and all their reviews were about how this album sounds like running in the grass i love life i love living the sky is fullof hope i swear i didnt dream this. tonight I AM love fan 123456789
no one should ever have to read what a philosopher has to say about art
growling abt modernism like a growly old man on his growly old armchair
im practicing. sign says "confessional"
love is stagger stepping down a steep grass slope, fast
the greates predicament of the smartphon age is i dont want a smart phone i want a flip phone and also a little thing that takes notes and has music on it and has a camera and microphone and can read books and also is a graphing calculator and has a gps n
theres a sweet little dude (bug) who has been scurrying around and scratching his back with one of his legs. its fun hanging w him while writing he is so calm
hes done now but i heard a kid making cello noises w his mouth (bubudubudabudebadebudebuda) which is just as good
some1 is playing cello in the airport thank u for the warmth cello guy
ok dude. dude. dude ok. ok dude OK DUDE . DUDE DUDE OK, OK DUDE OK (they were delicious :] )
today i met this kid prolly 12 yrs old asking everyone in the library "do u know how to play chess? wanna play w me?" so i sat down w him n the whole time he was moving pieces wrong like "can i do this?" and asking "whos likely to win now? will you let me win?" really great guy. AT ONE POINT his big red iphone went off rly loudly in his pocket and his ringtone was this crazy rockabilly version of santa claus is coming to town and he picked up and yelled "hey dad! hey dad! hey dad!" and then he walked away to talk to his dad on the phone
dragonflies can fly west really fast to keep the sunrise
everyone wants to be politely invited to ride on the back of a kindly old hare. he is really big and knows things like what sort of tree that one is and where the tadpoles go in the fall
wish i was wise enough to feel the trembling in the air before a thunderstorm
its ok lets play in your garden im impervious to glass shards and anklewrapping vines plus im your friend!!!!!!
hiding in a newsprouted bush and throwing rocks around but not at people to get them to look at this awesome bush
imagining a really biggest pizza i love u pizza
soda is too good of a word to be a name for undrinkable poisonous liquids
bugs are such a good concept for a type of thing. one of my deepest wishes is not to be instinctively scared of bugs
im walking with the tape recorder and trying not to talk to you so much n to be natural like u told me but the shell is warm im holding it like a hand thanks for sending it over
(ash wednesday) today is the day i fill myself up with capn cruch and recite every bad word i know for the last and biggest time. i wrote every single thing i did wrong on a paper and burned it and rubbed my arms with the ashes. i cut my palms shook my own hand and im not bandaging
wearing big boots to the pond so you can store more cool rocks inside them i promise to walk softer. eyes and fists squeezed shut telling myself i will not jump up and down in puddles i will not splash around in puddles
one day i will eat banana bread and listen to summer bugs with my boy friend
"oh u dont want to hang out.. thats ok..." pulls balloon out of my pocket blows it up with my mouth and flys away
The 10 words that qu08479273 repeats the most on twitter:
1) watoo
2) where
3) many
4) pillow
5) tell
6) important
7) snow
8) tonight
9) wish
10) cant
once i went to a dermatologist and he prefaced an explanation of the concept of bacteria with "this is going to sound really weird, but"
@urnsand: god is good love is real life is beautiful (missed the last bus and had to walk home bc I lost track of time in the library and ended up crossing paths with a beautiful red fox)
@turtlekiosk: when i was a kid i thought leaf pressing would be a bigger part of life
one of the cuter antiquated things that goes on at my school is that teachers will invite their classes over for dinner at least a few times a year. this to me is the same sort of thing as being prescribed swiss mountain air
holding hands with my wife who is made of butterflies
ill take your picture you cut my hair neither of us can play keys we'll both write a plodding toy piano song
@ebtxt: To tell you the truth, I like drinking tea and eating fresh vegetables, but that doesn't fit my super cool image. I guess I just have to accept this about myself.
yawns when i grow up im going to live in a pillow house with a pillow staircase and pillow floors and take the pillow train to the pillow store so i can buy more pillows
you can tell a lot about a person based on how they pose when frozen in a big ice cube
@urnsand: found poetry
@blackpastures: heated twitter debate between 2 sides - one says 'the cloud is the most beautiful!' the other says 'the river is the most beautiful!' i don't know where to side myself
@ebtxt: I am a mouse. No one has given me a name yet.
they should make a documentary where they ask people if they are in love
i miss having my small mouse methuselah scamper around my room nibbling on my ramen packets and pooping everywhere. he left me little reminders. he was set free it was good for him hes probably hibernating with seeds and grains and bugs in his belly
the moon is my big and warm and roumnd friend
im just a scrappy little rat trying to find his place in the world andeven though i am sooo little and gross i have big dreams of one day becoming a big important chef
was entertaining myself a bit ago imagining someone who thinks ratatouille is super ubiquitous and the plot is rly motivational but he hasnt seen it so hes always telling people his story about how the little rat transforms into a big chef and getting really defensive about it. like ESPECIALLY to make people do stuff for him like "what dyou think youre too weak to help me move out of my house? you ever see ratatouille? yeah that little rat thinks hes not good for anything and then one day he wanders into some kitchen and he turns into a big chef and just starts cookin for everyone" or like hes a fitness trainer or something trying to gt you to bench more and eat better. "you see that rat movie ? that little guy got HUGE and thats what i want to do for you. but you cant become a chef in one day; you gotta work at it, capiche ?" and whenever you ask him about it hes like "whaat you havent seen ratatouille? everyones seen ratatouille!" and if you press him harder and try break down his belief in his own myth hell get really pissed at you (this guy is really strong) wishing a lot of other stuff got culturally transmitted like with this guy i wish these stories were not CENTRALIZED i wish the rat controlling a guy with his hair thing was a folk talequak timeline great leap forward
- never + un-follow all check marks, block/mute if able
- when a rt tempts to talk about the guy of the day turn em off
- when a post tempts to talk about the guy of the day unfollow/mute
- irony dies jokes survive sweetness survives
@castleb0y: so cool how little kids will just walk around asking people to tell them stories i might start doing that
@nocluenoproblem: my lifelong dream is to walk around with someone
@ebtxt: "Two people on one bike is strictly forbidden."
evemif my arms rr flung over his shoulders ????? even if my eyes r shut tight n my face is buried in his neck ????? even if the wind is in our hair and we r in love asphyxiated trembling n innocent ??????
sorry i cant go to walmart with you guys tonight i saw an eagle get into a shopping cart accident. sorry i cant brew potions with you guys tonight i saw an eagle get into a "eye of newt" accident
i am remembsring this greatest all time post
im revealing my big secret to everyone .. once in conversation i said "pushing on her nipples like they buttons"
why did i think we should cram ourselves into metal trash cans and roll down a steep hill in the snow ? a angel told me to
after new years can we stop talking about events . i dont want to hear any more about whats happening or going on
i hope the fireflies come back this summer . if i had a place i would make it good for fireflies to live around; grow the right plants, turn out my lights
i would poke u and say your name many times befoe showing u this
snow !! its snowing !!! im still in love thank you for snow
im actually really healthy about a whole lot of things like my eating habits except when i eat apaper cup of capn crunch thrice in one day and then i dont stop eating capn crunch for the rest of my life like a sick hog
a lesson for all of u who don't know abt ghosts
whoever invented ketchup and marinara sauce turned tomatoes down a dark path of tasting like anything but clear watery tangy springy and they have never returned since. no one has found them
eczema is back in a big way (all over my chest legs and back)
my friend franz is watching videos of fast cars revving up w/ metal riffs in teh background hollering YEAH !!!!!!! WOO ALRIGHT !!!! THATS THE STUFF MATE !!!!!! he is british
@exxogenesiis: not arguing with somebody wearing a cool sweater. whatever u say beautiful
among other things boyfriends are for wafting the billowing fumes of your soup to make sure it hasnt been poisoned
(scary joker) my father was a ghost ! woooooooooooooo
its snowing !!!!
@ferret_gf: saturday night is for dancing around in your bed
i enjoy CLIP interrogator. teh computers r composing poetry abt me. in exchange for giving BIG TECH my facial structure for free
man taking a picture of himself in the mirror, inspired by Ryuzaburo Umehara, wavy long black hair&glasses, poggers, lean man w/ light tan skin, evangelion, long white hair & beard, stream, persian, exhausted deity, prison, incredibly skinny, wearing black headphones, messy bangs, mia khalifa, jewish young man with glasses, neat white beard and hair, dirty clothes, in a bathroom, streaming, looking to his side, image overlays, tall and lanky skinny, old scroll, lone petite female goddessif i had BEREAL i would be posting day by day updates on various decomposing vegetables., eat up little bugs and funguses. i would own a potted plant named yvette and take pictures of her every day. i enjoy teh simplicity of teh concept it immediately had my brain going about TECHNIQUES for breaking teh format. diff images on both sides of the camera. hold phone against a wall . dumb silly stuff. obviously though the daily posting thing is evil zoomer braindeath stuff but all teh otherones make you do that too
check this guy out hes awesome. he is called methuselah
anyone know any frog themed music
SOMEONE TOOK HIM !!!!!!! :( :( :( :(
WISDOM is flailing 2 que suerte splashing arnd nightdew as yr walking running dancing hollering all sillydrunk to bed in front of everyone
https://voca.ro/1lrZh0XE9rXX vlog
https://voca.ro/11gcqEfd6uVF seatheads
its raining im going out to dance in circles
clouds i thought were shaped like huge birds
took a lot of cool pictures heres teh moon it was orange last night
last night i sang pump fake all the way through on the right octaves w correct screams etc i feel insane. sounded something like this though i had much less energy 2day
me and my friends clowning on some loser on rym. good ol times im very happy to know viv nd lexi
theres a crikcet outside ... :D
true story [spider on my floor] ive kicked this guy out of my room like 3 times now. the cock has crowed i asked him to forgive me and now we are best friends. i have been hunting for flies to smash between my twig-end stumphands so i can feed him, since he is very old. he will grow big and strong and in return he will teach me spider web architecture. he tells me humans adn spiders have were once the same but we traded 2 sets of limbs for fire resistance and less inconvenient childbirth. webmaking is a secret that human kind has lost since we closed the deal. i am convinced we should rethink how we construct cities. he is very old and wise and i believe everything he says. he let me have two of his legs as a sign of brotherhood -- now we both have 6. sometimes we hunt silverfish together for sport. though it is very tiring for him, he likes eating silverfish wayy more than flies. he says to be kind to ladybugs all over the world because they are kind friends. he is so wise and he is my friend![[spider on my floor]](img/1541843664476971009-FWW6oyWXEAE_sqG.jpg){kind=link}
sitting on this roof listening to sam moore nd watching fire flies . talking to the little water droplets suspended in th air and th stars. i can see th windows nd trees reflected on my phone screen but its all black to th camera. the sky is clearly visible !! its a lavender grey beige that doesnt have a hex code or anything. ill show it to u sometime. whenever im inside on the computer i feel like im hiding from god or hes hiding from me. i wish i could be out at night more often. ive been to that little preserve by my house a billion times. tje only walking path is pretty much a straight line. i wanna lie in a big ol field
yipee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im mario
sorry if i never talk to you and take 184748w9r8 years to respond talking online is way harder for me than it was a year ago i love u kisses on the lips
i have a pure heart, and i've listened to more jawbreaker songs than anyone in my school. nothing bad can happen to me
if i post or say a joke i want it to be out of lovw now . if i do anything i want it to be out of love
so many people cant stand silence i notice. why not! long portions of my time r now silent. more and more i have things idk how to say on my mind. i want to buy 30 white t shirts and throw out my old shit
LIGHTING STRIKES AS ANOTHER SAUSAGE SLICE OFF MY LEFT ARM IS SEVERED BY MY contraption. "MY FOLLOWER COUNT MUST HAVE GONE UP" I GRIEVE
finally convinced em to give me the aux im playing cars veering out of control + honking noises 10 hours
guys named gustavo, guido, giulio, giuseppe, gianluca, giacomo, giovanni, genaro, genoa, giorgio, giorgino, gregorio, gregorino, geronimo, geronimino, gaudilio, gaudilino, glaucomo, glaucolimino, gironilemo, gironiliemino, gespatsotorino, garestullimosilo, etc love being italian
had a dream i made the biggest shit in the world it was hanigng off the bottom fo the toilet seat like a cavespike looked a bit fungal +did not flush
ladybug larvae keep following me around they are my friends